Wednesday, January 18, 2012

What #SOPA will do to you

  • When you tweet a photo of your kid with Disney logo in the background. That's a $500 fine.
  • When you link your blog post to a Skyirm walk-through YouTube video that accidentally shows the player's Charles Jourdan watch or his girl friend's Louis Vuitton bag. That's a $1000 * (#seconds the watch was visible in the video)  + $1200 * (#seconds the bag was visible in the video)  Fine.
  • Seeding The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011) from a piratebay tracking server. God forbids that's a year in jail.
  • Shooting a video of your kid taking his first poop in the bathroom while Nicole Scherzinger - Right There is playing in the background. Your kid will be old enough to clean your poop in prison.
  • You could get 5 years for uploading a Michael Jackson song. One year more than the doctor who killed him. 
  • If a student posts a copyrighted work to a forum, the whole site could be taken down

I think the Illuminati is taking over the world very soon. Is the 2012 the end? [If I didn't reply to your comments I'm probably in jail for linking to Wikipedia]

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